Newcastle is one of the top five clubs in England– Alan Pardew, new Newcastle manager - failing to understand the relevance of Newcastle being 12th in the league
Church Bulletin Bloopers
They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: a.. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. b.. The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon to-night: ‘Searching for Jesus.’ c.. Ladies, don’t forget...